Friday, June 6, 2014

Spooked by Big Government, Cat Gives Up Computer and Now Conducts Communications From Underneath the Sheets

When we last heard from Fletcher “No Spoilers” Rick, he was savoring each episode of House of Cards rather than binging with the rest of America.

Now that he’s all caught up, he’s returned to his strict schedule of snacking, sleeping, and sunbathing. One thing is different, however: the show so spooked him about, well, the world of spooks, that he did a little Googling about some of the more far-fletched situations. And whaddya know, but the one about the FBI’s ability to activate a laptop’s camera without activating the indicator light turned out to be true!

“That’s it!” he wrote in his final email to friends. “From now on, I’m conducting all my conversations from underneath the sheets. If I can’t see you, you can’t see me, amirite?”

To contact Fletcher, people and pets are encouraged to schedule an appointment through Fletcher’s owner staffer, @jrick.